Oops!

For a second there I almost stopped being cynical. I have to send a heartfelt thank you to my friend Alex, after a brief Facebook (I know, fuck me too) exchange we had today. (Funny aside: When I first met Alex, every time we saw eachother I would proposition her for sex with great vulgarity. The first time I didn't her response was, "What? No 'wanna fuck'?" And the answers to your questions are: yes, she's cool. And yes, I really am that big of a dick.) She posted a status update that said "If the pl of freakin Mass. don't want the Dems... what does that say about trends in public opinion?" I replied that that makes me think that the general public is not quite as retarded as I thought. Her very poignant response was that I should never underestimate the stupidity of the masses and that even her dog can learn from mistakes. I could only reply with "touche."

I am more than a little bit embarrassed that for a whole day I forgot that liberal New England douchebags are not really anything more than, well, liberal New England douchebags. And I am even more embarrassed that I also forgot that people are generally idiots. I work with the public every day and the amount of idiocy that I encounter is mind numbing. Fortunately for you, though, the general moronic state of everyone besides myself is what led to H.I. in the first place. (You can thank the next person who says "Is it hot enough for you?" for my misanthropic rantings.)

That being said, I do have to thank those Mass-Holes for sacking up yesterday and sending Scott Brown to Washington and that Pelosi wannabe, harpy bitch Martha Coakley packing. His acceptance speech last night was fantastic. He might as well have given the Democrat establishment double fingers, screamed "SUCK IT!!" and walked off the stage. It made me feel good that for a few hours on a Tuesday in January a historically and unchallenged Blue State turned redder than Clinton's face when he had to admit that the best ass the leader of the free world could pull was a fat White House intern. It gave me a little faith, though fleeting, that people are not mouth breathing retards ALL the time. It gave me faith that rational thought can occasionally prevail over ideology and ignorance. But, as I said, my faith in people was fleeting. Though it was nice while it lasted you have to remember that cynicism and rational thought are what progress is made of. Seeing one good thing happen and thinking that now ONLY good things will happen from now on are what pipe dreams and jackassery are made of.

So, thank you Mass-Holes. You made the right choice. For once. But I know you and your ilk will be back with your shitty, liberal, hippy agendas soon enough. But I would urge you and your fellow liberals to realize that while you like to idealize certain philosophies and causes because you think everyone should be equal and happy while being supplied with whatever they want; because everything should be fair; because hard work and accountability are for suckers; that the world is not a perfect place and just because something is good in theory does not necessarily make it good or helpful in practice.