Yes, I know. It's winter so the rain could be snow. Jackass.

Well it's officially that time of year folks. No, not Christmas. I'm talking about the time of year when every time it rains some jerk off has to say "Well you know, if it was 10 degrees colder we'd have like 6 ft of snow." And my personal favorite, "You know for every inch of rain we get it would be 10 inches of snow." Every god damn time it rains in the winter you have to deal with these fucktards.

Listen up Masters of the Obvious. We know. If it was colder there could be snow. But if it was colder maybe this particular pocket of precipitation wouldn't be hovering above us right now. It's just such a retarded observation. Do you really need to share this little tid bit with us? It's rates along with "Is is hot enough for you?" on the scale of idiotic things that living breathing pains in the ass like to say just to try and start a conversation or hear themselves speak. Neither reason, by the way, is a good reason to communicate with someone else. I do not deny the fact that I will turn my damn ears off when I hear someone start saying retarded things. And frankly, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. If I started rambling on and on about obvious points that don't need to be vocalized I would fully expect someone to either ignore me or tell me to STFU.

Go ahead people. Share with someone today, as we deal with a terrible rain storm in the greater Philadelphia area, that "Durrr at least it's not snow. 'Cause you know every inch of rain is like 10" of snow." Of course if you're dumb enough to do that you've probably stopped reading this blog months ago because you were offended. Oh, and you also deserved to be punched in the balls.