Hypocritical Irony

I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am. Expect low brow commentary on any and everything with a liberal use of the word douchebag. And lots of commas. Lots and lots of commas.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

HAHA You suck Paula Deen

I have been clear in the past about how I despise Paul Deen. She's shrill. She tries to kill you with butter. And her affected accent makes me want to punch her. That is why today is a wonderful wonderful day. Paula Deen got hit in the face with a thrown ham. I have to repeat that because it makes me happy just to type it. Paula Deen got hit in the face... the FACE... with a THROWN ham. And there's video. I'm not a nice person, but I must have done something right in the last few days to deserve this.

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2 comments:

  1. whufc84November 24, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    YES! That's awesome...and to round off the day - http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4684326

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  2. UnknownNovember 27, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    My aunt gave me a Paula Deen branded apple pie from the walmart... it wasnt very good and I felt dirty eating it

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