Not bad douc-- I mean Kobe

One of the few things that I hate more than basketball in general is Kobe Bryant in particular. He's a huge pretentious douchebag and frankly the specific reason that he sucks and I would laugh if he pulled a Magic and got AIDS is because he displays an astonishing lack of pride in where he comes from. He was born and raised in the suburbs of Philadelphia and for some reason despises the area. It would be different if he just didn't care about where he came from, but the fact that he goes out of his way to trash Philly makes me want to run him over with a car. That being said, and despite my hate of basketball and Kobe, this is impressive.