I mother f-ing knew it

Back in June I wrote a post about those child whoring assholes, the Gosselins with the headline "You are aware that she's going to get her own show right?" Well guess the fuck what? Apparently Kate is in the process of trying to develop a "women's only talk show." (Uh, pardon me, but is there any other kind?) But wait. It's gets better. She's going to have a co-host. AND IT'S PAULA DEEN YA'LLLLL!!!!!

That sound you hear there? Oh, that's just me sobbing in the corner at the potential consequences of that black hole of vapid thought, shrillness and contrived accents. You know, for someone who has 8 god damn kids, Kate Gosselin sure is busy not taking care of them. I mean what the fuck? This is what happens when society anoints a revolving door uterus as a celebrity. The kids are going to end up totally fucked and completely mal-adjusted. Oh, Daddy's banging the babysitter? And where's mom? Oh, she's giving parenting advice on TV while Paula Deen explains how to cram that extra pound of butter into your meal? My god. Those two are going to be bending the ears of women around the country? Ho. Ly. Shit.

You know it's the chic thing to do these days for celebrities to adopt kids and try to give them a better lot in life. Even Katherine Heigle just adopted a retarded, sorry, special needs, kid from Korea. Everyone knows about Brad and Angelina. And Madonna's gotten in on the act too. Is it so much to ask that someone start adopting those Gosselin kids. Bad living conditions/bad parents? Check. Foreign? Check, sort of. Jon's Korean after all. Capable of bringing copious amounts of press to the celebrity who "rescues" them and will make people think they are are decent human being? Check and check.