TLC is a network that never fails to freak me out. Every time you turn it on there's either the world's fattest man, the world's fattest woman, midgets, the world's fattest midgets, the woman with the huge legs or that delightful family with the shit ton of kids, The Gosselins. I guess there's also the Duggers but they freak me out on a way deeper and creepier level. So let's talk about the Gosselins
Now, I don't like reality TV shows. Jon and Kate Plus 8 I suppose would qualify as a reality show on the basis that there are in fact television cameras documenting the family's day to day activities. Since there are no Ed Hardy wearing douchebags competing for the love of a tattooed slut, or scripted drama between spoiled asshole frienemies, Jon and Kate Plus 8 is probably the closest thing on television that could be described as real.
Real infuriating that is.
I don't know who it was that decided that any couple who decides to have an irresponsible amount of children gets to be on TV and be provided with a bunch of free shit if they can't provide it themselves, but that person can eat a dick. Just because there are kids and they are cute does not mean that mom and dad need to be bailed out for being profoundly selfish and idiotic in the decision to have multiple children if they couldn't afford them. First of all, they already had fucking twins. Second of all it's not like Jon's boys had some superman DNA in them. Those two fucktards decided to undergo fertility treatments and guess what?! They ended up with 6 more god damn kids. I'm not saying after she was pregnant she should have gotten rid of them or anything, I'm just saying that maybe they should have showed a little restraint and been happy with the twins that (incidentally) they had trouble conceiving in the first place.
To tell you the truth, the fact that they were idiots and had 8 kids really doesn't effect me in the slightest and I'm pretty sure the real reason why I don't like that family is because that mom Kate is a grade A, 100%, she-devil, bitch. I can't believe while I sit there and watch this show (the girlfriend is a big fan) that Jon doesn't just get up from the couch and blast her in the face for being such a huge cunt. She is selfish, materialistic, mean to her kids and extremely ungrateful.
I read an article a few weeks ago while I was down the shore that basically detailed what a horrible person Kate is. She essentially started scheming for the perks of having too many kids from the moment she found out that she was going to have six more. She's turned down offers of help such as furniture for the kids for reasons like it not matching. Really, Kate? You have eight fucking kids and you are going to nit-pick about decor? Selfish, self absorbed people like her need to go play on a busy highway because her kids are going to turn into a small army of like minded douchebags.
To go back to my last post on here, and as way of an explanation for writing about Jon and Kate Plus 8, this whole divorce thing came to my attention when I was watching the news this morning. Yup, Iran is getting ready to burn itself to the ground and Jon and Kate get top billing on the news. It's sad really.
Now, I don't like reality TV shows. Jon and Kate Plus 8 I suppose would qualify as a reality show on the basis that there are in fact television cameras documenting the family's day to day activities. Since there are no Ed Hardy wearing douchebags competing for the love of a tattooed slut, or scripted drama between spoiled asshole frienemies, Jon and Kate Plus 8 is probably the closest thing on television that could be described as real.
Real infuriating that is.
I don't know who it was that decided that any couple who decides to have an irresponsible amount of children gets to be on TV and be provided with a bunch of free shit if they can't provide it themselves, but that person can eat a dick. Just because there are kids and they are cute does not mean that mom and dad need to be bailed out for being profoundly selfish and idiotic in the decision to have multiple children if they couldn't afford them. First of all, they already had fucking twins. Second of all it's not like Jon's boys had some superman DNA in them. Those two fucktards decided to undergo fertility treatments and guess what?! They ended up with 6 more god damn kids. I'm not saying after she was pregnant she should have gotten rid of them or anything, I'm just saying that maybe they should have showed a little restraint and been happy with the twins that (incidentally) they had trouble conceiving in the first place.
To tell you the truth, the fact that they were idiots and had 8 kids really doesn't effect me in the slightest and I'm pretty sure the real reason why I don't like that family is because that mom Kate is a grade A, 100%, she-devil, bitch. I can't believe while I sit there and watch this show (the girlfriend is a big fan) that Jon doesn't just get up from the couch and blast her in the face for being such a huge cunt. She is selfish, materialistic, mean to her kids and extremely ungrateful.
I read an article a few weeks ago while I was down the shore that basically detailed what a horrible person Kate is. She essentially started scheming for the perks of having too many kids from the moment she found out that she was going to have six more. She's turned down offers of help such as furniture for the kids for reasons like it not matching. Really, Kate? You have eight fucking kids and you are going to nit-pick about decor? Selfish, self absorbed people like her need to go play on a busy highway because her kids are going to turn into a small army of like minded douchebags.
To go back to my last post on here, and as way of an explanation for writing about Jon and Kate Plus 8, this whole divorce thing came to my attention when I was watching the news this morning. Yup, Iran is getting ready to burn itself to the ground and Jon and Kate get top billing on the news. It's sad really.
Maybe they will take Kate. AHHLALALALALALALALALALALALA!
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