Part of the Hypocritical Irony banner states: "I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am."
Twitter is a perfect example of dumbasses thinking everyone should know every little thought that pops into their head. Hey, guess what!?!?!
Yeah, I made a Twitter page for Hypocritical Irony. I thought about doing it a long time ago but decided that because HypocriticalIrony was too long for their name criteria it was a sign not to have one. Then about four months ago I got bored and found out that UncleMartyin was short enough. I created a Twat and have made almost 11 twitters in the last 4 monthts.
A few days ago a friend of mine told me that he had noticed a two week absence of my madness on HI and I explained that I had been busy and that I had no interest in writing about the current things that pissed me off (LeBron and Lohan.) He suggested Twitter, I said that was retarded, and now here I am.
I don't know how to actually work Twitter so instructions would be nice. You can send them to @UncleMartyin or Hypocritical.Irony@gmail.com. I'm also pretty sure a little bit of my self respect and dignity died right there.
Now my PS3 started working again and if I don't stop now I'm going to miss the hot blonde getting bitten in the tit by a snake. What are you talking about you say? Check my latest tweet.
P.S. I'm sick and fucking tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!!
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