Chris Brown is a bigger douche than I thought

I know. I was surprised too. This morning sucked. I woke up and flipped on the news to see Joe Biden running his mouth about Afghanistan and Pakistan and how it was a good idea to bail out company's who were run by incapable, greedy, fucktards. I looked out the window and it was raining. Then I look at the scroll at the bottom of the screen and see that Chris Brown is angry that his new album is being boycotted. Chris Brown, you'll remember is the guy who made Rhianna go from looking like this:

To looking like this:

In his Twitter feed he had this to say:

“I’m tired of this shit. Major stores are blackballing my cd. Not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. What the fuck do i gotta do…”

This is what you "gotta do" douchebag. DON'T FUCKING BEAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! I swear to god dude, it's really easy to do. And holy crap. You have to have a brass set to actually get indignant about people taking issue with the fact that you beat a woman.

By many accounts I am not a nice person. I have a surly disposition, I whine a lot and I really really love being sarcastic. There is also only a very short list of things that I will never, ever, do in my life. They are as follows: cheat on my wife, beat a woman, dudes, kids and acid. Definitely won't ever do acid. You can't have the misanthropic world view that I have and expect to have a nice chemically induced mental vacation. But yeah, that's basically it. Put enough drinks in me and you could probably convince me to do just about anything else if the argument is compelling enough.

I have zero respect for any man who would hit a woman because it's not a fair fight. (Go ahead, make an argument that that means it's wrong for one guy to beat the shit out of a smaller guy if the smaller guy is being a douchebag. Go ahead, I dare you, jackass.) And to have the balls to turn around and not understand why people might not want to give your their money because you did just that is profoundly retarded. And even if you don't get why people would take issue with you stomping on your girlfriend, how retarded do you have to be to question them. You're at least AWARE that people don't like it. But to rub their face in it? Guh.

It's people like Chris Brown that make me wish we could get creative with our justice system and the way punishments are meted out. Eye for an eye, baby! You beat your wife, she gets to club you with a baseball bat. You touch a kid, BANG!, gen-pop in a state correctional facility, scumbag. You kill someone, you get killed back. It takes a special kind of loser to do those things and you should pay the punishment. Oh, your latest album didn't debut as high as you would have liked it to Chris? How about you shut your mouth and be glad you aren't getting your ass stomped in prison. Ass hole.