CBS gets a bum rap

CBS gets a bum rap just because it likes to churn out cookie-cutter crime procedurals like a fame hungry couple with no morals churns out kids in the hopes of landing a reality show. The network's programming also gets a bad rap because it likes to create spin-offs of said procedurals ad nauseum. Seriously, NCIS:Los Angeles is a spin-off of NCIS which is a spin-off of JAG. They actually have a spin-off of a spin-off. Their comedy programming gets slammed too. I suppose that's because it's pretty generic and basically un-offensive.

Well you know what? I like CBS. I like NCIS and Numb3rs and the CSIs. I like Rules of Engagement, How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men. And I'm not going to apologize for it. Oh, your pretentious tastes in television don't like that? Too fucking bad. Believe me, I like my edgy FX programming and the prime time comedy on NBC is some of the smartest that the small screen has seen in years, but sometimes when it's 10 o'clock on a weekday night and I've had a shitty day, I just like to turn my brain off and laugh at some predictable sitcom joke. Oh, Charlie Sheen, your thinly veiled reference to penises and sex never get old. And really, if you can't figure out who the bad guy is in those procedurals 8/10 times, you're functionally retarded.

That's why when I saw this video on YouTube it really made my day. CBS spliced dialogue from How I Met Your Mother with video from Frosty the Snowman. Have you ever heard Frosty the Snowman brag about his porn collection? How about listing all of the women he's nailed? No? Well in that case then, you're welcome.