And Bowden quits first!

The man to the left is going to go down as the winningest coach in Division 1-A college football.









Bob Costas sucks. He has always struck me as the scrawny little kid who could never actually participate in sports so he put his full attention into learning the sport and the stats to go along with it only to become a smug ass hat who thinks he is more important than he actually is. I had a conversation a few years ago at a graduation party with an executive at NBC Sports and he was sharing with me what a whiny little bitch Costas is and how he would have to constantly field phone calls from him essentially telling on people who were mean to him.

The only time I have ever respected Costas was when he interviewed Joe Paterno two years ago and asked him, point blank, if his own mortality played a role in his decision to keep coaching into his 80s. Paterno basically responded that it did not but did have a wonderfully sarcastic tone to it that made me hear in my head, "Of course not you retard. Next question." I thought that it was incredibly ballsy for Costas to ask that question. Obviously there is not a Penn State fan around who has not thought the same thing and discussed it over beers at a Happy Valley bar. You always hear those stories about men who live their lives for their work and once they retire they just die. It was a valid question and Costas asked it.

That being said, I'll place the over/under on how long it takes that crazy old bastard Bobby Bowden to kick the bucket once he announces his retirement this afternoon at 3 months. That's one month for every win that he currently trails JoePa as the winningest coach in Division 1-A football suckas!