So the Duggars are having another f-trophy... awesome

Oh my god, when will these people stop? I think that most people are familiar with the Duggars. They are the Arkansas based family of 21 that TLC pimps out when they are not pimping out that other train wreck of a family, the Gosselins. Even if you don't know the name Duggar I'm pretty sure that if I were to qualify them as "that family on TV with all the kids," that you would know who I was talking about. NO! NOT the Gosselins. I mean the ones that aren't douchebags. The Duggars. Got it?

These freakin people just can't stop popping out kids. And I'm really afraid that they won't stop until Michelle's (that's the wife) uterus just falls out of her body. Jim Bob, the husband, no seriously, his name is Jim Bob, is a conservative Baptist who met his wife after she converted and he was charged with making sure she didn't do something crazy. Unfortunately, he failed. Of course failure is relative. He just needed to make sure she didn't leave the church. So you could say he succeeded. I would suggest that he failed miserably because she decided to turn her uterus into a boarding house, which any sane person will tell you is fucking crazy.

They were married for four years before they had their first son. Why did it take four years? Because she was on the pill. Then they had a kid. Then she went back on the pill, then she got pregnant and miscarried. This lead the family, apparently, to decide that they should just fuck non-stop and see what kind of clan they could grow. Now, I'm all for kids. I love kids. They're great. But seriously. What. The. Fuck. Who decides to have 19 kids? How can you even develop a relationship or a family when there are that many people? It's not a football team for fuck's sake.

The only good thing about the Duggars, as far as I can tell, is that the most irritating thing that they do is creep me out when I see them on TV. You see, I'm a dickhead and misanthrope who gets uncomfortable around people who are "happy." The Duggars are just way to content with their life. A life that strikes me as a horrifying nightmare. Why? Let's make a list.

1. They live in Arkansas
2. The older kids are charged with caring for the younger ones
3. They are home schooled
4. Limited TV
5. Limited Internet
6. Dating is defined as a "courtship" that forbids any physical contact other than hand holding
7. I repeat... dating is defined as a "courtship" that forbids any physical contact other than hand holding
8. 20 people under one roof, all of whom have names that sound like they were characters in Children of the Corn
9. The constant arrival of new infants
10. They live in Arkansas

Now, the Duggars are apparently just good people who decided that they want to have a shit ton of kids. Really there's no problem with that considering Jim Bob (hahahaha, Jim Bob, hahahaha) is a successful man who can actually afford to care for the family. Unlike, say, those douchebags John and Kate. Those two just leech off of society and the goodwill of others while it would appear that the Duggars just happen to be on TV while they raise their kids. But it's really the kids that the whole situation sucks for. They didn't ask to be a part of an oddly named army of Baptists and I can't see how they can all possibly turn out to be well adjusted members of society. Keep in mind, too, that "happy" and "well adjusted members of society" are not always the same thing.