I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am. Expect low brow commentary on any and everything with a liberal use of the word douchebag. And lots of commas. Lots and lots of commas.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard hate white people

Of course they don't actually hate white people. I just made a generalization based on the funny video that they made about Fantasy Camp with a white fan. You see, when two people of one race tease, mock or ridicule a person of a different race that automatically means that they were doing it because of their racial differences, not because it is hysterical regardless of the races involved. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go lay down and take a nap. All that sarcasm really wore me out. Oh, it's the middle of the afternoon? What am I, Mexican? Jeez.

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