Hypocritical Irony

I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am. Expect low brow commentary on any and everything with a liberal use of the word douchebag. And lots of commas. Lots and lots of commas.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

John Mayer is the shit

Apparently Perez Hilton go knocked the fuck out by Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas because he called him a faggot. To his face. Let's think about this. One "man" walked up to another man, called him a faggot, then got punched in the face. That sounds perfectly OK to me. As a matter of fact if I was to do that and NOT get punched in the face I would be incredibly surprised. But anyway, John Mayer I guess has a Twitter account and twitted(?) this to Perez:

"I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”


John Mayer, you sir, are the man.
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2 comments:

  1. goodtimes93June 23, 2009 at 10:16 PM

    Too bad no one performed either action upon the mean lady with a tribe of exploited children.

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  2. Andy CoxJune 24, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Steve D. pointed me to your blog... So good! Thanks for putting all of our internal rants into written form. Keep up the good work.

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