Andy Samberg is a comedic genius

Not everything makes me angry. Except sometimes when I feel like I should be angry at something and am not. This morning I wanted to put up a post but as Mondays go, today has been pretty good and there was nothing that really got me going. Then I remembered that the MTV movie awards were on last night and figured that there HAD to be something that went on that would shoot me right into a nice rage. Well I found a few clips and realized that Andy Samberg is hysterical and that he is in a group called Lonely Island. Now, as it turns out I was the only one who didn't know about this group. They are like Weird Al Yankovic except they don't suck. The group's song Jizz In My Pants is one of those things that I feel like should make me angry. Lets go to the lyrics:

The next day My alarm goes off And I jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape And I jizzed in my pants

I read those lyrics and I think that whoever wrote them must be retarded. Mind numbing, window licking, have you seen my baseball retarded. Not to mention the fact that maybe the reason why the whole back end of my generation sucks is because a show geared specifically for them featured a song about jizz. When you read the whole thing your brain wants to just ooze out of your ears and it's incomprehensible that it is a funny song. That is why Samberg is a genius. When you actually see them perform it it's brilliant. It is genuinely funny and while it does cater to the lowest common denominator (as most television does) the way it is done makes you forget for a second that you are amused by a song about ejaculate. I don't think many people could pull of a song about jizz, but he managed to do it spectacularly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Yeah, so spell check picks up jizz as a word it doesn't know. Ever write something and then have the frequency of the word jizz become apparent after it's highlighted in flourescent yellow? I'll show myself out. Jizz.