Hey Andy! Die in a fire.

Today is the beginning of the NFL's free angency period. Today is also the day that Eagles fans throughout the Philadelphia area woke up with a spring in their step hoping that today might just be the day that they were rid of that smiley faced, underachieving douchetard Donovan McNabb. Apprently, though, that is not to be.

Fox Philadelphia has reported that while Eagles managment wants to try and move that glorified ground hog exterminator (he throws the ball into the ground alot, you see) Andy Reid does not.

Now you listen up you fat, bloated, pass-happy fuck. You've had a mother fucking decade to turn McNabb into a Super Bowl champion quarterback. The two of you have been attached at the hip for my entire adult life and the only thing you have to show for it is a 1 and 4 record in NFC championship games and a shameful display in ONE Super Bowl. A game that you lost despite New England doing their best to hand you the mother fucking Vince Lombardi trophy. I'm so glad you are such a staunch supporter of that giant gaping gash that puked his lunch up all over the field when he should have been working on putting a game winning drive together.

It is painfully clear that McNabb is not the answer in Philadelphia. I'm not saying he's not a good quarterback. He is. Probably in the top 11 or 12 in the NFL. But he is not the quarterback for Philadelphia. It is a disgrace that Andy Reid is so far up McNabb's ass. My only hope is that his public support is little more than a facade so that he can, when McNabb does get moved, play the role of supportive head coach who was backing his man and lay the "blame" as it were at the feet of Eagles brass.

If he legitimately wants to spend another year with that useless waste of space McNabb, Reid should be checked for mental illness and relieved of his duties as head choke-artist coach of the Eagles.