Hypocritical Irony

I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am. Expect low brow commentary on any and everything with a liberal use of the word douchebag. And lots of commas. Lots and lots of commas.

Friday, February 12, 2010

This is why sports like snowboarding should not be Olympic sports

So the Opening Ceremonies for the Winter Olympics is tonight and the United States has fielded a... wait... what the fuck did he just say? From USA Today

Snowboarders have a reputation of being a bit flaky, so when U.S. snowboard cross racer Graham Watanabe told reporters Wednesday that his second Olympic appearance was like "Pegasus mating with a unicorn and the creature that they birth I somehow tame it and ride it to the sky and clouds and sunshine and rainbows," the quote seemed almost too good to be spontaneous.
Yup. Those are the words that came out of the mouth of a member of the U.S. snowboarding team. Now you listen up, dipshit. Douchebag hippies like you are why people have a problem with "extreme" sports being part of the Olympics. Of course I'd rather watch snowboarding than ice dancing, but when you make it perfectly clear that you are high as fuck when giving interviews people are going to take issue with that. It's bad enough that no one actually gives two shits about the winter games in the first place, but now you have to show everyone that you are your fucking flying rainbow colored unicorns are going to be representing America? Guh. Now you can just go ahead and take your Doritos and your bong and go back laughing at Sponge Bob because you are an embarassment to people all over the country.

And besides, everyone knows that the only place rainbows and unicorns belong is figure skating. Because it's gay, you see.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    I know Graham personally.It is obvious the gentleman with the big attitude does not.You could not be more "off" about a person unless you based your opinion on one statement.Only a complete ****** would do that.MMMM,Kinda makes you wonder doesn't it?

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    When you say Graham is an embarassment to all Americans I half to say you do not speak for me nor do you speak for all americans.You do however make it perfectly clear that YOU are an embarassment to all americans.Anyone who knows Graham knows he does not remotely resemble the "character"you painted.

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  3. whufc84February 15, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    I know Uncle Martyin personally. It is obvious the first commenter with the big attitude does not. You could not be more "off" about a person unless you based your opinion on one blog post. Only a complete ****** would do that. MMMM, kinda makes you wonder doesn't it?

    When commenter number two says Uncle Martyin is an embarassment to all Americans I have to say you do not speak for me nor do you speak for all Americans. You do however make it perfectly clear that YOU are a hypocrite. Anyone who knows Uncle Martyin knows he does not remotely resemble the "character" you painted.

    Thank you to both of the posters, you've managed to be hypocritically ironic on a blog called hypocritical irony.

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