I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am. Expect low brow commentary on any and everything with a liberal use of the word douchebag. And lots of commas. Lots and lots of commas.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Don't ever change Chris Matthews

Like most people who try and affect an attitude that screams "I AM NOT INTOLERANT OF ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M A GOOD PERSON" Chris Matthews crashed and burned after Obama's State of the Union Address. What exactly did Matthews have to say? Why look at that! The video is on YouTube!



What. A. Retard. Let's take a deeper look at this analysis.

I was trying to think about who he was tonight. It’s interesting; he is post-racial, by all appearances.
First of all, he's the President of the United States. That's who he is and how he will be defined by history. And, if current trends hold, he will be known not as a black presidet but as a shitty one. And Obama has not ushered in an era that is what pseudo-intellectuals like to refer to as "post-racial." Having a black guy in the White House does not mean that race is not an issue in our country. It is. I know, I was just as shocked as you when I found out. To imply that it isn't because of the poor decision of 48% of the people who voted in November of 2008 is a ridiculous assessment that makes you sound like a pretentious jerk-off who is trying to score points in the who can be most not-racist game.

I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.
You're an idiot who just proved his ignorance while trying to showcase your enlightenment.

He’s gone a long way to become a leader of this country and passed so much history in just a year or two.
No. No he hasn't. In fact, he's done just the opposite. Obama is a divisive ideologue with a messiah complex and profound disconnect from the people he is in charge of leading. Amidst dropping approval ratings, a country that has made no headway in righting its proverbial ship, and a congress who couldn't come to an agreement on what toppings to get on a pizza let alone national policy, Obama had the balls to chastise his opposition for disagreeing with him. He is not a leader. He's a prick.

I mean it’s something we don’t even think about. I was watching and I said, wait a minute, he’s an African-American guy in front of a bunch of other white people and there he is, president of the United States, and we’ve completely forgotten that tonight — completely forgotten it.
Again, you're wrong. Yes we do think about it. You know why? Because you and your buddies won't let us forget it. And really? It just occured to you at some point during the speech that he's black? Was it when he talked about 40s and watermelon? I bet it was when he talked about 40s and watermelon. And he wasn't addressing a bunch of white people you prick. He was addressing a joint session of the United States Congress that consists of white, black, Hispanic and Asian individuals. And did you hear? They even started letting women in! You sound like a fucking moron. Duuurrrr, look at that colored fella up there! And he's the president? Well I'll be!

I think it was in the scope of the discussion, it was so broad ranging, so in tune with so many problems and aspects and aspects of American life.
Did you even watch that address you fucktard? Obama exhibited the exact opposite of what you just said for almost two hours. He focused on what was convenient for him to focus on. He omitted vast failures in his presidency and his party's handling of our country. He displayed a glaring lack of comprehension of where our country lies and what Americans want to hear about. He has absolutely zero concept of Americans or their lives.

Maybe I shouldn’t talk about it, but I am.
No, you shouldn't. But the reason you shouldn't talk about it is because you are a mouth breathing retard who should not be allowed to talk about anything. Ever. You have displayed a level of ignorance that is as profound as it is insulting to intelligent people. The next time you have a thought, look at the camera and just say, "Ladies and gentlemen, I just had a thought but I fear that I would make you dumber for having listened to it. Therefore I will just keep it to myself. Good night."

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