Hypocritical Irony

I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am. Expect low brow commentary on any and everything with a liberal use of the word douchebag. And lots of commas. Lots and lots of commas.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Reason #29198465 why I miss college

Girls dress like sluts on Halloween. For one night every year in October parties everywhere are packed full of drunk girls who have whore'd up some cliche Halloween costume, and for that I applaud them. Sure they'll try and tell you that they are not in fact a "slutty" school girl/angel/cat but instead a "sexy" school girl/angel/cat. Whatever, sweetheart. If it helps you feel better when your daddy calls tomorrow morning as you shush the guy whose name you can't remember next to you in bed as you realize you never even took off the skirt you had on, it's fine by me. You can call it whatever the hell you want. But let's not delude ourselves into thinking that that skirt with your ass hanging out of it, bare stomach, and cleavage revealing shirt is anything that it's not. Because frankly, it's not sexy. It's slutty. And I love it.

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