Hey Bonnie Sweeten! Fuck. You.

It amazes me every day that anyone who wants to is allowed to have a child. Everywhere you turn there is some fucktard without a single clue how to raise their kid. They produce rude, dirty, loud annoyances that will bleed society of it's resources (financial and otherwise) because they were too retarded to wear a condom. The worst part is that these parents breed these kids who then become irresponsible parents themselves and then the cycle continues. The parents show no discipline in their own lives. They provide no good example to their children of how a functioning, useful adult should conduct themselves from day to day. And their irresponsibility then becomes someone elses responsibility, and that could make my life harder. And that pisses me off.

Enter Bonnie Sweeten. Bonnie concocted a fantastically idiotic plan to rid herself of the stressors in her life. Things like a husband and bills and a job. Thank god we don't all have to deal with those things... oh, wait. Bonnie called 911 and filed a report that after getting into a minor fenderbender she and her 9-year-old daughter were abducted by two black men. It's more credible if you say they are black, you see. And what did they do once this fool proof plan to disappear was nicely wrapped up? They went to Disney World!

What kind of juvenile plan is that? That's the kind of shit you would expect out of a 7-year-old who doesn't get their way.

"I'm running away."
"Well where are you going to go?"
"Disney World! I'll live with Mickey and Minnie and I will be able to do whatever I want to for ever and ever!!"

I've got news for you Bonnie: Grown ups have responsibilities, not the least of which is to set a responsible example for children about how to conduct yourself maturely and how to fix problems that arise in your life in a productive and sensible manner. NOT, for example, running away. Oh, you're having marital problems because you are broke? Too fucking bad. You don't get to just pick up and leave all of your problems behind. You do, however, get to face them and show your daughter how to deal with adversity in her life when it presents itself. I hope they take your daughter away from you and that the only time you get to see her is with a court appointed monitor staring over your shoulder.

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