Hypocritical Irony

I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am. Expect low brow commentary on any and everything with a liberal use of the word douchebag. And lots of commas. Lots and lots of commas.

Friday, March 12, 2010

I hope Hank Baskett pulls a Corey Haim

I don't care how hot his wife is was. What the fuck is Hank Baskett doing back in an Eagles uniform? That mother fucker sucks more than Richard Simmons on E at a gay pride parade. What exactly was the Eagles' reasoning behind bringing Baskett back to Philly, Coach Reid?

"Not only has he proven himself to be a productive receiver, but he also does a solid job on special teams."

Oh no you did not just maintain that he proved himself as an effective receiver while in Indianapolis while also cementing his legacy as a "solid" special teams member.


And you'll recognize Baskett in the image below from Super Bowl XLIV. He's the one in the bottom right hand corner and it was taken a few seconds after the Saints' on-side kick bounced off of his head and was summarily recovered by the Saints. Solid special teams player my ass, Andy.


Is there anything that can make me not feel so terrible about the fact that one of the "biggest" moves the Birds have made this off season is to bring back this douchebag?

Yes. Yes there is.




Just as long as she promises not to talk or laugh. Ever.
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