I like McDonalds just as much as the next guy. Sure it's horrifically bad for you in terms of nutrition, but sometimes a BigMac just hits the spot. One thing I never got, though, was how some people rave about their coffee. I'm not a coffee drinker so I really can't say I could tell the difference between McDonalds and Starbucks. The only thing I am sure about is that old people like to go through the McDonalds drive thru JUST to get a cup of coffee.What I'm trying to say is that I've never really had a problem with McDonalds and especially not their coffee. Well, that was until I was subjected to that fucking douchebag in their latest commercial. If you haven't seen it, the commercial follows some prick who feels that he has the license to treat everyone around him like a piece of shit because he hasn't had his coffee yet. If you're reading this then you know that I get super fucking pissed off about really stupid shit. This is one of those times. That mother fucker deserves to get blasted in the face with a baseball bat.
Why do people feel that they are allowed to be a douchebag in the morning just because "I haven't had my coffee yet"? If I decided one morning to ignore everyone around me or treat them like useless pieces of shit and then explained myself by saying, "Don't talk to me until I've had my orange juice," I would be the ass hole. But no, if it's coffee you need in the morning please, by all means, treat me like an ass hole until you get your fucking caffeine fix.
In the spirit of full disclosure, by most accounts I am also a very big ass hole. But you would be hard pressed to find someone who would tell you that I am not polite. I have manners and detest people who don't. If you are being treated like an ass hole by me it's probably because you deserve it and not because I haven't had a fucking cup of coffee. Everyone is allowed to have bad days. Sometimes shit just isn't going your way and sure, go ahead, be a dickhead. But you can't just decide that every single morning of your life you are going to be an insuffereable douchebag because you haven't had a particular beverage. I hate that motherfucker in those commercials with a passion and I have to see him like 6 times a night while I try and relax after work.
Sorry for the long winded rant about a commercial, but I haven't had my morning glass of scotch yet. What? Oh, you can be a dickhead before coffee and it's OK but not before you've had some AM booze? Kiss my ass.
This truly encapsulates me feelings towards that miserable tool. Every time I see that fucking commercial I have less and less faith in humanity. It doesn't help that it looks like he gets his hair cut by Stevie Wonder.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt that McDonalds coffee douche bag deserves to have his skull bashed in with a hammer. This guy is what is wrong with the USA, overprivileged entitled fucktards with a silver spoon up their ass. Fuck you homotron, you suck.
ReplyDeleteYou could have put your point accross with out all the cussing. I can't stand watching it either. At the counter he gives the gal a hard time and she smiles. She should just say next please and ignore him all together that and everyday. Or she could call her homies and they can take care of him.
ReplyDeleteI laughed my ass off reading your rant. I feel the same way...I hate the asshole in that commercial, and if I ever seen the actor, I'll punch his lights out, even though he was just acting in a commercial.
ReplyDeleteI really should write McDonald's and tell them that I will no longer buy their coffee because of that piece of shit commercial. How the hell could they think that such a piece of shit asshole saying "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" would make people want to buy their product?