I go on psychotic rants about random shit on a regular basis. A lot of times these rants revolve around selfish people who think that they are way more important than they actually are. Naturally I decided to post these rants in a blog for everyone to see because I think that I am way more important than I actually am. Expect low brow commentary on any and everything with a liberal use of the word douchebag. And lots of commas. Lots and lots of commas.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

44-50, 10 Games Back


Far be it from me to take pleasure in the misfortune of others,* but I love that those New York Metropolitans blow harder than Clay Aiken at boy scout camp. They aren't just losing; they are losing in such spectacular fashion that it can almost become a game. "How will they fuck up today?" I'll call it.

As a Phillies fan, the Mets' earlier than normal collapse is especially gratifying. The last few years we've had to wait until September to watch them implode. While it is extra enjoyable watching them piss away a season in the last few weeks, it is, however, nice to be able to relax as a fan of the team running away with the division.

Yup, those Mets sure are a quality** baseball team.


* That is patently false. Few things amuse me more than the misfortune of others.
**Quality, of course, meaning piss poor excuse for a professional sports franchise.

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